Trump signs executive order changing April Fool’s day to April 2nd

Trump signed an executive order changing April Fool’s day from April 1st to April 2nd. In doing so, he said he has proof of a long standing conspiracy within the Democratic party. According to Trump’s sources it was FDR who changed April Fool’s day to April 1st following direct orders from Joseph Stalin but against the wishes of Churchill.

Trump proclaimed this is a huge victory for the American people and said he knows some of the best people, really great guys, who have told him that because of this date change that America will great again. Trump added, “I’m so great, so now America can be great too and this date change will make me even greater.”

 

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